You Will Walk Today
I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.
However, when I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a Black Delray Beach church I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!
You Will Walk Today
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- ToughOldFord
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You Will Walk Today
1969 F250 Ranger Camper Special. 390, NP435, 3:73s.
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That government is best which governs least, because its people discipline themselves. -Thomas Jefferson
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That government is best which governs least, because its people discipline themselves. -Thomas Jefferson
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- Blue Oval Fanatic
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Re: You Will Walk Today
That's great!
1967 F-100 4x4 custom cab.
Another 67 F-100 4x4 custom cab.
2016 F-150 Eco-Boost 2.7 liter. (It will smoke the tires!)
1972 F-350 Sport Custom cab & chassis.
1972 F-250 Explorer Special, Camper Special.
1971 F-100 custom. 302, C-4, p.s. p.b. factory 65 amp alternator with transistorized voltage regulator.
Another 67 F-100 4x4 custom cab.
2016 F-150 Eco-Boost 2.7 liter. (It will smoke the tires!)
1972 F-350 Sport Custom cab & chassis.
1972 F-250 Explorer Special, Camper Special.
1971 F-100 custom. 302, C-4, p.s. p.b. factory 65 amp alternator with transistorized voltage regulator.
- jimmy828
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Re: You Will Walk Today
That darn Al Sharpton, he is never specific when he speaks