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"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the US .

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch, who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big breast who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there really a contest here?"
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:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ROTFLMOL! lol lol lol lol good one! :thup:
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I was not even going to vote, now i have a reason viva Mccain!
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Beer!!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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yep us Danes is smart :lol:

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i usally dont vote for president i usally vote for myself i usally find fault with something :lol:
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