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Bush orders a beer

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George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, "Hey, friend, can I have a beer?"
The bartender replies, "Nope."
Angered, Bush finds the bar's manager and complains.
The manager takes the bartender into the back for a talk, then returns after a minute.
"Sorry, Mr. President," the manager states, "but there's nothing I can do. You addressed him as 'friend.'"
Shocked, Bush cries, "What does that have to do with anything?"
The manager replies, "Everybody knows that friends of yours don't have to serve."
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7DF250 wrote:George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, "Hey, friend, can I have a beer?"
The bartender replies, "Nope."
Angered, Bush finds the bar's manager and complains.
The manager takes the bartender into the back for a talk, then returns after a minute.
"Sorry, Mr. President," the manager states, "but there's nothing I can do. You addressed him as 'friend.'"
Shocked, Bush cries, "What does that have to do with anything?"
The manager replies, "Everybody knows that friends of yours don't have to serve."
Neither did his successor.
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Hah! Thats funny Flybabe, I don't remember Obama receiving any deferments either.
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7DF250 wrote:Hah! Thats funny Flybabe, I don't remember Obama receiving any deferments either.
He never bothered to enlist.
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flyboy2610 wrote:
7DF250 wrote:Hah! Thats funny Flybabe, I don't remember Obama receiving any deferments either.
He never bothered to enlist.

It's awfully hard to enlist when you aren't really a US citizen. :doh:
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flyboy2610 wrote:
7DF250 wrote:George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, "Hey, friend, can I have a beer?"
The bartender replies, "Nope."
Angered, Bush finds the bar's manager and complains.
The manager takes the bartender into the back for a talk, then returns after a minute.
"Sorry, Mr. President," the manager states, "but there's nothing I can do. You addressed him as 'friend.'"
Shocked, Bush cries, "What does that have to do with anything?"
The manager replies, "Everybody knows that friends of yours don't have to serve."
Neither did his successor.
Does nObama have friends?

Oh yeah, Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn, Rashid Khalidi.....

Almost forgot for a moment.
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