Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a Petrol Station in Cork during his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o the morning to you young fella!"
As Tiger leans over to get out of the car two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground. "What are dey son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger Woods.
"And what would dey be for then?" inquires the Irish man.
"They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.
"Jaysus", says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Volvo just think of everything!"
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WOOOT!! i passed my mechanics classes. Now working as a mechanic and waiting to go for my ASE certifications.
1967 f-100 4x4
1969/72 f100 351w EFI m5r2 5 speed
1988 ford f150 xlt lariat
1961 VW Beetle (wifes car)