OMG !!!! What a disaster !!!

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OMG !!!! What a disaster !!!

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So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts, and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker.

At first I didnt mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and Im in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights.

About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and Im hiding behind my F100.

When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the F Truck, I saw something that I just couldn't believe ...

...the front camber on my truck is severely wearing my tires!!!

Should I try a home adjustment or get it done professionally ? Please help ....
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Steve,

"Home adjustments" do wonders for the likes of that! :lol:

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:? I don't know what to say to this one :lol:
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That's funny, I don't care who you are :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: im still lagh'in about this one, good 1 smclaren.
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Post by HH Henderson »

My advice is to take care of the important situation first and then talk to the wife :roll: :roll:
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! lol lol lol lol
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