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Ray & Bubba ( Tennessee mechanical engineers)were standing

at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.


'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,

'but we don't have a ladder.'


The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.



Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'



Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government
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Post by 67 ford f100s rule »

ha ha ha.Was their last name Bush too? ha ha ha
Jeff Penland

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I just got that in a email! lol lol lol lol
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