Old Fart Football

[ford4x4fun]

A fellow member sent me this in an email an I feel that it is my duty to pass it on to the rest of you!

Old Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

If you don't laugh at this one, then you've NO sense of humor !!!!!!!!

[70 ranger]

I thought it was a good one... but my wife didn't!

[nadams]

I am going to implement this tonight! She will love it....or not.