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If her divorce lawyer see that, he'll desperately wish he had NEVER posted that! :wink:
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flyboy2610 wrote:If her divorce lawyer see that, he'll desperately wish he had NEVER posted that! :wink:
:yt: but it sure did make me laugh
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its a bogus ad. he didnt post a picture of his wife for comaprison. so its all damaged goods for sure. or mayeb he doesnt even have a wife to trade. or he is faking it and she is really hot and is going to keep her.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
too funny! ive dealt with that variable bitch thingy too....rough :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sounds to me like a knucklehead over his head from all angles :lol:
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Pretentious Witch
Snob Model
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Wants Reparations
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produced My Kids
1-Speed... Slow
Active Micro Management
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
Unstable & No Control
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launches argument at every opportunity
Mother In Law Windbag
Gave Up on Appearance
used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiled
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throating Nothing Ever
Loose on entry
Over 10k Miles
Winning Drama Performance
Carpet does not match the drapes
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Passive/Aggressive Modes
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
To Tan Leather Exterior
Too Many to list
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Armpit Rack
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looks bout right to me! :yt: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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36 27 39 @ 5”8’??? whats wrong with that? :hmm:
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