Sven and Ole

[flyboy2610]

There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down pour of thunder and rain. Sven and Ole ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other. All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the window!
Ole screamed out, "YUMPIN YIMINEES! Look out da vindow Sven!!! Dere's an old guy's face dere!" (Was this a ghost!?!?!?) This old man kept knocking, so Sven said "Vell, open da window a little and ask him vat he vants!"
So Ole rolled his window down partway and said, scared out of his wits, "Vat do you Vant???" The old man softly replied,You have any tobacco?" Ole, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He vants tobacco!
"Vell, offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" Sven replies. So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells "Shtep on it!!!", roll the window in terror.
Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing again, andOle says, "Vat do you tink of dat?" Sven says, "I don't know? How could dat be? I was going perty fast, but don't vorry, the Speedometer says 80 now."
Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old man again. "Aaaaaaaaaaaa, dere he is again!", Ole yells.
"Vell, see what he vants now!" yells Sven.
Ole rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. Sven throws a lighter out of the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, "I'M SHTEPPING ON IT!" They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden again, there is more knocking!
"Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "VAT DO YOU VANT NOW?" in stark terror.
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?

[robroy]

That led to a great visualization!!!