George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, "Hey, friend, can I have a beer?"
The bartender replies, "Nope."
Angered, Bush finds the bar's manager and complains.
The manager takes the bartender into the back for a talk, then returns after a minute.
"Sorry, Mr. President," the manager states, "but there's nothing I can do. You addressed him as 'friend.'"
Shocked, Bush cries, "What does that have to do with anything?"
The manager replies, "Everybody knows that friends of yours don't have to serve."
Bush orders a beer
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Re: Bush orders a beer
Neither did his successor.7DF250 wrote:George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, "Hey, friend, can I have a beer?"
The bartender replies, "Nope."
Angered, Bush finds the bar's manager and complains.
The manager takes the bartender into the back for a talk, then returns after a minute.
"Sorry, Mr. President," the manager states, "but there's nothing I can do. You addressed him as 'friend.'"
Shocked, Bush cries, "What does that have to do with anything?"
The manager replies, "Everybody knows that friends of yours don't have to serve."
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Hah! Thats funny Flybabe, I don't remember Obama receiving any deferments either.
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He never bothered to enlist.7DF250 wrote:Hah! Thats funny Flybabe, I don't remember Obama receiving any deferments either.
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Re: Bush orders a beer
flyboy2610 wrote:He never bothered to enlist.7DF250 wrote:Hah! Thats funny Flybabe, I don't remember Obama receiving any deferments either.
It's awfully hard to enlist when you aren't really a US citizen.
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Re: Bush orders a beer
Does nObama have friends?flyboy2610 wrote:Neither did his successor.7DF250 wrote:George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, "Hey, friend, can I have a beer?"
The bartender replies, "Nope."
Angered, Bush finds the bar's manager and complains.
The manager takes the bartender into the back for a talk, then returns after a minute.
"Sorry, Mr. President," the manager states, "but there's nothing I can do. You addressed him as 'friend.'"
Shocked, Bush cries, "What does that have to do with anything?"
The manager replies, "Everybody knows that friends of yours don't have to serve."
Oh yeah, Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn, Rashid Khalidi.....
Almost forgot for a moment.