I'm Finally Rich

[wildcard]

O.M.G.
I am Finally Rich!!!!!!

Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Crystals in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Ass
Iron in the Arteries
And ...
an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth.



And the heck of it is, most of it is true.

[Racer Z]

I resemble that remark!

[cozadlance2]

age is inevitable. laugh or cry. hell, do both. the best humor makes me do both at once. that is a good one there.