rotary engine drag racing

[Jarred Hodges]

this was on another site I visit and thought it was funny


Long read but im Pre season venting LOL

4 or 5 of theese rotary buzz bombs frequent the track I run cause more oil downs in a season then Id bet every other car combined. I think there is 1 that actually makes consistant full passes and is a functioning drag car

You can locate them in the pits by the 14 man tune up procedure they use.

1 driver
2nd video man
12 lackys

#1 revs the piss out of it and hold it on the chip so it pops , bangs and blows fire.
#2 points and shoots the video
other 12 stick their faces over the engine. pointig and clapping.

They then determine that its loud enough and has the right amount of backfiring and fire shooting out.
#1 steers
#2 shoots video
12 push the car across the pits and up the lanes to the line.

At this time
#1 revs the piss out of it does a burn out and stalls the car..
#2 shoots video
12 lackys then push it to the line where its restarted. The lights come down it goes green ............ STILL GREEN .. Ok the car in the other lane is past the stripe.....

The driver then revs it to the moon popping , banging and shooting fire in all its glory. When it reaches the critical failure point be drops the clutch and 60 foots the car slinging oil all over then idles doen the middle of the track.

They then determine it needs more oil , more reving , popping and fire and try again.
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[Racer Z]

I almost believe that to be a true story.

[flyboy2610]

I didn't know the Keystone Cops were into drag racing!!??