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wildcard
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Inner Peace

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If you can start the day without caffeine,
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> If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
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> If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
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> If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
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> If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
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> If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
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> If you can conquer tension without medical help,
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> If you can relax without liquor,
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> If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
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> Then You Are Probably...... The Family Dog!
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> And you thought I was going to get all spiritual.. :pray:
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Re: Inner Peace

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good timing. i was in the potentially resentful mood reading this... thanks. I needed the redirect. :lol:
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I was starting to might irritated that my coffee was missing. Then I started jonesing for my candy. Finally I realized you weren't talking about me, but about the two in my life that truly have unconditional love. My two dogs, Scout and Bradley GT.
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Re: Inner Peace

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Loyal friends often have fur. Good looking dogs. The one on the right is wearing an adorable expression.
I am an outspoken person. I will not be quiet to make you happy.
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Thanks. The one with the racing stripe is Bradley GT. The other is Scout. They're staring at me cause I made them sit for the picture. "But we don't want to sit, we want to go for a walk."
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Walk was a dangerous word with my dog. :lol:
I miss him. He bit a neighbor. In Oregon that is a death sentence for a dog.
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I seldom use this expression, but, "I feel for you."

We out live our beloved pets. No matter what the reason or how long we've had our pets, it always hurts to loose them. I had to put my "Tiki" dog down a few years ago. I still get sad thinking about her.
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:lol: :fr:
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