Barber Shop Joke Of The Day

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Barber Shop Joke Of The Day

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George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop in DC.





As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'll take the 5th on that one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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That's a good one, really made me laugh
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good one
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