Origin of the wedding dress

[flyboy71]

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!

IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT

Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'
The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

[cep62]

Ya better duck when you tell that one.



I heard it's so the dishwasher matches the other appliances.

[67mann]

Every man needs a maid

[Joshpow]

Oh!!! Thats why! Wait til I tell the guys at work! See how many black eyes they get!!!!

[Racer Z]

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!

IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT

Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'
The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

A few days later the boy's sister asks, "Daddy, why do men wear black when they get married?"
"Well, that's so we have something to wear at funerals later." her father replied.
"Oh, OK." and she trots off.
Later she asks, "Mommy, why do men wear black when they get married?'
Without batting an eye, "Butlers always wear black."

[Joshpow]

Oh darn the bad luck! seems to always reciprocate to the hurt of the guys!!! Glad I didnt wear a black suit!