Someone Peed in the gene pool....

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Someone Peed in the gene pool....

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"Hopefully my nuts will break the fall"???!!! What is wrong with this guy?

Bet his parents won't admit he's theirs.

Hopefully he won't be reproducing now:

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Wow the self applied Nut shot. Cue the ode to nutshot Music.
What a nutter.

Why? thats the question? is he affraid of skateboards? Will he ever learn or heal? Tune in later for the exciting update he will soon film and post. :lol:
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What an idiot!!
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WTF? :hmm:
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hey lance... notice how he kind of looks like scott schindelear.(aka: your lovely roomy)
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New offerings at ball parks, " Crushed nuts"
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notice the satisfing sound of his pelvis bone hitting the metal bar as his boys are pushed into the bottem of his stomach
I don't really care about brands Chevy Ford Dodge ...as long as it doesn't sound like two old dudes farting in a coffee can.
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What a dummy !!!
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Hang on ..... that's not what I called him (above) ... Keith has cencored my foul mouth !! :wink:
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Re: Someone Peed in the gene pool....

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They may have pulled that video, but it still lives:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKj1I7ZeQo[/video]
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