Student Nurse

[flyboy71]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his privates in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ? '

[72-F100-4V]

Must have been a very nice blonde nurse!

[ximy]

or a behemoth pudding of a woman

[flyboy2610]

[GHOST]

[cozadlance2]

for some reason it reminds me of this one:
little boy always the wiseas$ at school. teacher says "pop quiz"-
little boy never does well at them. too busy goofing off. this time he is ready. he knows a pop quiz is coming. he paints two golf balls black and takes them to school. "pop quiz!" teacher says. - correct answer to first question gets monday off from school.
little boy tosses the balls out on the floor.
teacher asks: "who's the comedian with the black balls?"
little boy says: "eddie murphy. see ya tuesday." - and goes home.