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fastlayne14 · Post by **fastlayne14** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:48 pm

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

austin · Post by **austin** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:10 pm

thats pretty funny

1967AceStroker · Post by **1967AceStroker** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:18 pm

Thats a good one.

bb429power · Post by **bb429power** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:33 pm

I dont want to sound stupid but I dont get the bathroom scale part.

67 ford f100s rule · Post by **67 ford f100s rule** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:59 pm

bb429power wrote:I dont want to sound stupid but I dont get the bathroom scale part.

he is callnig his wife fat.

bb429power · Post by **bb429power** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:04 pm

I thought they meant like a scale model. Then I read another joke and it hit me DUH! I can't believe I didn't catch that right away.

ContryboyFE · Post by **ContryboyFE** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:54 pm

i shared this with my wife and her cousin(female) and they BOTH laughed histerically!

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