Farm Kid in the Marines "Letter to Parents"

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Farm Kid in the Marines "Letter to Parents"

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Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick
before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop,
feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food,
but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on
coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you untilnoon when you get fed
again. I t's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to
harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A
'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get
sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is
like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They
don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals
for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk
head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home.
All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even
load your own cartridges They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to
wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real
easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best
they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I
only beat him once.. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and
130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get
onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice :roll: :wink:
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ROTFLMFAO :thup:
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That too funny. :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: thats funny
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Reminds me of my grandad who only had an 8th grade education (one-room schoolhouse) and went straight from the farm into the US Navy in 1937. He ended up flying PBYs over the Mediterranean during WWII. It must've been a grand adventure for a young man from south central Texas.
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That is a very good story abt your grand dad I know you are proud
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Actually, he went straight from the farm to the CCC camp and THEN to the Navy. The CCC was run like the military anyway.
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I've heard that one a couple of times but it still makes me laugh. lol Thanks
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yeah, read that story before but it is still a good read.. lol
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats great. I think I know a girl just like her. :lol:
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Mmmmmm. I dont think I like this one.
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