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If you get an email titled "Nude Photos of Sarah Palin",
don't open it. It could contain a virus.


If you get an email titled "Nude Photos of Nancy Pelosi",
don't open it either. It contains nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.
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Oh no, I would rather have the virus. :lol:
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Who's Nancy Pelosi???

And as an IT Administrator you should never open anything with an attachment from someone you aren't sure of. Keep your anti-virus definitions up to date, and don't click on links in email to banking institutions, type them out by hand, OR if you do click on the link verify the address of the website is correct.

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mrsnicks wrote:Who's Nancy Pelosi???
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Current speaker of the US House of Representatives.
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some lady from San francisco, did she replace fienstien?
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rjewkes wrote:some lady from San francisco, did she replace fienstien?
No. They're both there together.
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souds about right :lol:
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