"You could have heard a pin drop"

[two-bit]

Robert Whiting, an elderly
gentleman of 83, arrived in
Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to
locate his passport in his carry
on.

'You
have been to France before, monsieur?' the
customs officer
asked
sarcastically.

Mr.
Whiting admitted that he had been to France
previously.

'Then
you should know enough to have your passport
ready.'

The
American said, 'The last time I was here, I
didn't have to
show it.


'Impossible.
Americans always have to show your passports
on arrival in France !'


The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look. Then he quietly explained, 'Well, when I
came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to
help liberate this country, I couldn't find a
single Frenchmen to show a passport
to.'

You
could have heard a pin drop.

[GHOST]

don't effin mess with the greatest generation...they have what it takes... and they sure don't take any shite..

[fbomb100]

Love it that was good one

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