Poetry

[MaxKlinger]

WOMAN'S POEM



Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks ,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed ,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

[70shortwide]

the mans poem really speaks to me, I really feel like I can connect with those feelings.

[HH Henderson]

I was never good with poetry, but I can handle the man's poem.

[Merlin68F100]

deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Has a nice ring to it.