ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS

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I have seen this one before. Still brings tears to my eyes from laughing. Thanks
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wow, i was laughing out loud too. tears in eyes.
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I laugh my a$$ off every time that story comes to mind. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for posting the laugh was needed.
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sounds like something I would try on a "wild turkey" night. :lol:
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That Is One Of The Funniest Stories I got it in an Email A While Back but still about fell out of my chair!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I read this story while in class. My kids were reading quietly, and I was sitting there at my desk with tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. Only one girl noticed, and gave me the strangest look :lol:
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Im bought a Purse Taser for my two oldest daughters a couple years ago.

Showed them to the boys at the coffee shop. Every one dared the Eddy Haskel to taser himself and he did.

It was not nearly this funny or violent but he did say Oh F**K and ow a bunch of times.
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oohhh my god... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :fr:
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I always laugh at that one. It always reminds me of a story a Nuclear plant crane operator tells about him and his inlaws out coon hunting in SC. His brother in law had just bought a new electric training color for one of his coon dogs and didn't think it works. Long story short he tried it out on his self and they found him laying beside the truck, foaming at the mouth after the dogs came back to the trucks.
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:lol: :D :woohoo:
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emailed that one to many people who were feeling down. It works almost every time. :D
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