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A Joke My Welding Teacher Told Us

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As most of you know I goto the local Community College through my high school and our welding teacher from time to time tells us jokes sice there's no girls our class.

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This boy and girl eat chicken sandwitches everyday together and one day the girl comes to school with a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch and the boy askes her why aren't you eating chicken and she says because I started to get feathers and the boy goes feathers can I see and the girl lifts up her skirt and the boys says well I'm still gonna eat chicken so a few weeks later he comes to school with a turkey sandwitch and the girl askes why aren't you eating chicken and the boys says because I started to grow feathers too and the girl askes can I see so the boy pulls down this pants and the girl goes I'm glad that you stoped eating them because you've grown the neck and gizzards too. :lol:
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lol!! gizzards. Thats a good one!
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OH NO! I wondered what caused that! That's funny. :lol: :lol:
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that explains my situation. see, all my life i have loved chicken. lots of it. :D
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