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F O R D backwards
D R O F Driver Returns On Foot
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FORD= F= FOR
O= OBVIOUS
R= REASONS
D= DEMOCRACY
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MOPAR
more often parts are requiered

more old parts and rust

move over people are racing

OLDSMOBILE

overpriced leisurely driven sedan made of buicks irregular leftover equipment

JEEP

just empty every pocket
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Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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Found
On
Road
Daily
Troy
Why is it that the trucks are always the best running vehicles in the family?
Ford means "found on road daily"
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chevrolet:
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time :lol:
60 percent of the time it works every time
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Four
Old
Rusty
Doors
2006 Mustang GT (Wife's)
1962 Comet Custom (Wife's)
1971 F100 2wd Prerunner Project (Daughter's)
1971 F250 4wd "The Beast" (Son's)
2007 Toyota Tundra 4wd. (Credit Union's)
Seriously, the best truck I've ever owned, without exception.
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My buddy said this one out of the blue today.

F@$%#&g
Okies
Really
Dig em'
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Don't know if I should say this or not but here it goes.
Dodge
is like a tampon every pussie has one :lol:
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FOREVER
OUR
RELIABLE
DRIVER :thup:

beleave it or not...
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FormerMarine1981 wrote:Topic Shift!!!

Chevrolet

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips
CHEVROLET

constantly
having
every
vehicle
recalled
over
lousy
engineering
technology
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GTO
gas
tires
and oil
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""OLDSMOBILE

overpriced leisurely driven sedan made of buicks irregular leftover equipment""


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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FORD:

Found
On
Redneck
Driveway
Steve Davis
Pastor and U.S. Army Retired

1969 F100 Ranger LWB, 390 and 3 on the tree
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69F110 wrote:FORD:

Found
On
Redneck
Driveway
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2012 Cummins-the luxury Tow Pig
1967 F-250 highboy 352, np435(((((((sold))))))))) My first true love
1968 F100 SWB. 360, np-435, flatbed, currently acting as a hornest nest and bee hive.
1971 F-100 4x4 Step-side. 360, np-435, 70k origional miles- needs allot of love.
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