THE RED NECK VASECTOMY
THE RED NECK VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
his mate didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana ,
Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida ,SC, West Virginia and
Washington DC ..
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re: THE RED NECK VASECTOMY
Whew! That was a close one! Texas isn't on the list. 

Jason
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"Where there's a wheel, there's a way!"
'69 F100 SWB in Lunar Green with built 351C & TKO-600 5-speed, 4.56 gears, and Eaton TrueTrac Posi.
Future plans: Maybe one day, fresh paint, though I've been told by some, "Don't touch it! It's done!"
'06 Mustang GT 5-speed
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re: THE RED NECK VASECTOMY
That is because everyone knows texan's can't count to 6 ....
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