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HH Henderson · Post by **HH Henderson** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:52 pm

The pastor stood in the pulpit Sunday morning and said to the audience, "There is something very important that has to be handled this morning before the service can go on. Someone in the group has been telling that I am a member of the KKK and I am not. I want that person to stand and confess and let these people know that I am not a part of the KKK." No one stood and after repeating the request several times. the pastor said "for the last time, I want the person to stand and confess. You will be forgiven....that is the thing to do, but you must clear up this lie."
Finally a good looking blond stood and said, "I did not say that you were a KKK, the only thing I said that you were a Wizard under the sheets.".......
The pastor fell off the podium

, his wife fainted, and the crowd died laughing.

basketcase0302 · Post by **basketcase0302** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:48 am

Basketcase

ford4x4fun · Post by **ford4x4fun** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:22 am

that is good!

spartman · Post by **spartman** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:51 am

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!

theogre5150 · Post by **theogre5150** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:16 pm

Woops

RedneckTexan · Post by **RedneckTexan** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:45 am

KKK

KKK

re: KKK