Your at a wedding in TN when.... #2 is the BEST

[ford4x4fun]

SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE



* The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.

* Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"

* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts.

* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"

* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie.

* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

* Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?"

* Snack trays and beverages at reception include vienna sausages (smoked, of course), nacho cheese Doritos and grandma's own moonshine.

* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck Show.

* The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!

[67 ford f100s rule]

ha ha ha very nice and very true YEE-HAW

[RedneckTexan]

GIT-R-DONE!!!!!!

[basketcase0302]

* The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!

And just what's the matter with this....

Describes my wedding some years ago exactly!

Basketcase

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[flyboy2610]

When the groom says, late at night, "Well, I guess I should go make love to my wife, before somebody else does."