My words of wisdom, Whats yours?

[Faithful Old Road Dog]

Here's a few I learned from a couple of older friends...

Never pass up a urinal.
Never waste a h*rd on.
Never trust a fart.

Here's one I learned from an instructor...

Better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.

[TheEskimo]

Never be afraid to try new things, amatures built the Ark while proffesionals built the Titanic.

[ladz]

The reason for doing things right today , is tomorrow !!

[1970F250]

lifes a roller coaster, dont spill your drink.

stupid man give wife grand piano, smart man give wife upright organ.

[ratfink]

If it was meant to be fun, it would be called enjoyment. But it's called employment!

[Fast74Ranger]

Man who walk sideways through airport turnstyle going to Bangkok...

[Aubrey]

800 pound gorillias sleep anywhere they want to. :twisted:

[rjewkes]

When in doubt and your truck is broke,
Make Rent/Mortgage A priority. No fun or good can come from getting halfway through repaiar and be evicted.

Then cover all other bills.

[adak57]

"And the state of the world... as usual... is desperate" -Woodpecker
...from Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins



"It's always something ... har har har haha har har...."
from Babe, our 90 something year old egg man... (I miss him...)

[FLATBEDFORD]

"And the state of the world... as usual... is desperate" -Woodpecker
...from Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins

Tom Robbins,... cool

[FLATBEDFORD]

"And the state of the world... as usual... is desperate" -Woodpecker
...from Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins

Tom Robbins is cool.

[gonzalo medina]

Talk little think much.....Half the idiots talking aren't even sure what there saying.

[hossw71SportC.]

Never Pee into the wind or on a hot wire fence even if you thank it is not on, it only takes once.

[trukcrazy]

"Keep you opinion to yourself, nobody wants to hear it." - Rodney Dangerfield

[spartman]

Remember I'm pullin for ya, were all in this together